What funny joke can you tell me?
Wednesday April 30th 2008, 10:00 pm
Filed under: jokes
Filed under: jokes
I enjoy funny jokes. I would love to hear some of yours.
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what word is spelt incorrectly in the dictionary.
incorrectly
Comment bywhy did the golfer wear 2 pears of pants?
Comment byHe got a hole in one…..
What has 4 wheels and flies?
Answer:A garbage truck!
Comment byA little boy goes up to the teacher during class and asks, “can I please go to the toilet?” the teacher says, “first say your alphabet.” “a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z” says the boy. “wheres the P?” says the teacher. “Running down my knee!” says the boy.
Comment byWhat do you get if you cross a teacher with a vampire…
Comment byAnwer:lots of blood test!
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road
Comment byAnswer:he didn’t have the GUTS to!
how do you geta one armed lady out of a tree?
anwser: wave to her
Comment byQ: Why are fish so smart
A:Because they live in schools
Comment byQ: How do u know what a fish wieghs?
A: Because they have scales.
Comment byknock knock
Comment bywhos there
dwain
dwain who
dwain the bath i’m drowning
what do you call a man in the ocean with no arms or legs!BOB from zac
Comment byWhat did the hat say to the scaf?
answer:you hand around while i go on ahead?
Comment byWe leant in computers,that it is important to have the right spelling and gramma because other people are looking at your comments
Comment bywhat zoo has a lot of spiders
a evil one
Comment byHi Miss Noonan,
Comment byToday in computers I went on to students blogs. Some were interesting and some had spelling mistakes.
What do you call a exploding monkey
Answer:A BABOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Comment bywhat do you call a smelly fairy
Answer:stinker-bell
Comment bythere once was a genie and three boys
Comment byand a slide the genie said you have 1 wish each
to land in a flavored milk the 1st boy says chocolate the 2nd boy says strawberry the 3rd
boy forgot about the genie and said weeeeeeeee!
and landed in a puddle of weee
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